Matchmaking and Manscaping

Warning: The following information may be too honest for timid readers.

Let’s be honest, a hairy man is usually a scary man! We don’t like judging books by their unshaven covers, but in this case it’s better to be safe than sorry. For all of the men out there, here is a subtle tip: MANSCAPING DOES NOT MAKE YOU GAY. In fact, it can most of the time make you that much more sexy. Whether it is your face, your chest, or your lower region, taming your shrubs will be much more attractive.

Women love men. Unless you have a thing for the younger look, having a manly man hold you in his arms is one of the best feelings. However, if the chest you’re lying on feels more like a bear-skinned rug than a hardwood floor, that feeling will vanish. Just as well, kissing could not be any less enjoyable with unshaven cheeks. It’s almost equivalent to brushing your face up against a cozy razor. Eeeww, NO THANK YOU.

The occasional wax, shave, or pluck can only improve the guy’s chance of success with women … especially down there. Keep in mind men, that if the situation were reversed, there would be no way your nose would want to sniff that rose. It goes the same way for women. We can only go by what is pleasing to the eye. And TRUST ME on this one seeing your twig coming out of a bush is just not that hot. Think of it this way, your twig can only grow from a quick trim.

So men, the next time you’re preparing for a night on the town, don’t forget to take a razor, a buzzer, or some wax to any untamed area. And women, if your guy hasn’t shaved and your face looks like you have the chicken pox from kissing him, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT … even if it takes you doing it for him.