Is the Hamptons not upscale enough for you? Well, you're in luck, because now there's the Super Hamptons, suspended 2,000 feet in the air about the regular Hamptons.
As a regular visitor puts it, “You know, with all these uprisings and class warfare, Wall Streets being occupied and ObamaCares, it’s nice to know there’s a place out there where like-minded wealthy individuals like us can just get together and hang out. It’s nice to know there’s a place where I can order gold flakes on my ice cream without people staring at me.”
And wait until your find out who "the help" are, since regular people can't afford to live there: “They’re simply priced out. In the regular Hamptons, our waiter might be able to find a nice cozy little sublet inland somewhere, but in the Super Hamptons, she wouldn’t even be able to afford a glass of water.”
In fact, it's just a fallacy that is the basis of a sketch at the Upright Citizens Bridge Theater in Manhattan, written by Tucker Sparkman and including actors Brandon Gulya, Jenny Bechem, Claire Downs, John Timothy, Veronica Osorio.
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